DJ MacBandy

• Gandalf...All good stories deserve embellishment.
• Choice... Chosing... Chosen... Deceptive...invisible...triumvirate...
• You can wait to find truth or seek to create it.
• Moby Dick... I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.
• Just name your kid... Don't recreate the name.
• Puzzles are like crack to nerds.
• I'm not curious about enemas.
• The Cliffs...Echo Echo Echo....
• How in Pagan's Eternity.. Starring: Sucka Tash and various suckers... A blow by blow story...

I just ran into this... Google Galaxy Images... Google is the Best... That search is a dance for the eyes. Flute flutey flute flute flute... Dance for the eyes... Snap shot... Riverdancers... 70s Travolta.... James Brown with the cape... Ali pow pow pow...

INTERMISSION... polite tea music...

Cars... Cigarettes... Airplanes... Big City... Cars... Fingers in motion on their way to one of these days getting some where... Bosom Buddies theme song prototype... WE'RE  gonna be the biggest WE ever this town did ever see woopie... jippee... woopie.. jippee...
 
Go big big big and go ho ho ho oh aye oh aye
Go far far far and go har har har oh aye oh aye
Say hey... SAY HEY.. and Say oh... SAY OH
Some hear come... and Some hear Go...
 
Come loud come up
OCHO OCHO ONCHO KNOW 
Come proud come tough
OCHO OCHO  ONCHO KNOW
Come play come sing
OCHO OCHO ONCHO KNOW
Come laugh come bleed
OCHO OCHO ONCHO KNOW
 
Downside falls... Backside wins...
Uptown back and back again....
And I'm gonna keep going back and hey and I'm gonna... yes I'm gonna...
 
It's to the beat of the bell of the bull rider...  And the Bull Writer says...
 
How did bulls get so disparaged as to be associated with feces? It must have gone from the joke about how bull turds are huge to a comparative expression... Linguists will one day contemplate when, "NO SHIT" broke off the path? Had to be before HOLY SHIT doncha think? Where did SHIT FOR BRAINS come in? What about BAT SHIT CRAZY? SHIT THE BED? I haven't done that yet but I know it's coming because everybody knows SHIT HAPPENS.
 
All to the beat of the bell of the bull rider... clap clap
tatonkanee tonk tatonkanee tonk
easy vibe... it's right... it's light... it's night... it's nice... and wise and prized it flies it cries and dives and trives it goes and throws two blows four blows...
 
The sun does not rise from above... I spin... You spin... We spin...
 
Personified Stars like our Sun, The North Star... The Big Dipper Stars... and so on having a conversation in the locker room of a gym. How would you cast them? Shouldn't they all be females? I don't know how to write a female locker room? Wait a second... I am recalling some strange memories of female locker rooms. Yes... Porkies... Hmm... screw the locker room... make it the ocean and make the stars Mermaids who sing though the waters with dolphin clicks...To pass secrets they jump high out of the waters in a long arc and use the reflection off their scales as a sort of semiphore device. It's all in the tale... Dot... dot... dot... Subtitles: What are we doing for Gemma's party?