Shallow with Mac Bandy

On the walls of my university they had pictures of graduating classes from years gone by. The 60s and 70s had cool hair. It got boring after that.

People who have a problem with retard should have someone change their pampers and fuck off.

 Edison knew how to work.

“Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.” 

That quote took a lot of tinkering.

The world is full of boundries. Some require strict respect. Others require ridicule.

You have to do.

I have strange dreams where I'm chased by Irishmen.

Armstrong won his tours, Rose belongs in the Hall and Madoff should be hung.

Imagine if the moon had the face of a tiger. We'd all worship cats.