Brame Chiana

SEIA: Times have changed
The bets have bubbled and burst
The stocks they keep on sinking
They only rob our purse!

SOLARWORLD: Should we Brame the government?

FIRST SOLAR: Or Brame the times that be?

SEIA: No, brame Chiana!

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana!

SEIA: With all their beady little eyes
Dextrous hands and commie lies

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana! Brame Chiana!

SEIA: We need this buying to halt

EVERYONE: It's Chiana's fault!

SOLARWORLD: Don't Brame me or Uncle Sam
Bring back the bubbles and fairy lands

FIRST SOLAR: Our solar farms, once, got tax grants and loans
But now they get BOHICA'd, dipt in sand and boned

SEIA: Well, Brame Chiana!

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana!

SEIA: It seems that everything's gone Wong
Since Chiana came along

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana!
Brame Chiana!

Brinser: They're not even a real country anyway

Ex-Employee: Solyndra could've been an Apple or a Google rich and true
Instead it burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

EVERYONE: Should we Brame the managers?
Should we Brame low prices?
Or the markets who chipped and chopped and diced us?

SEIA: Heck, no!

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana! Brame Chiana!

SEIA: With all their ping-pong hullabaloo

FIRST SOLAR: And that hotty Lucy Liu, too

EVERYONE: Brame Chiana! Shame on Chiana for...
The junk we can’t stop buying
The trash we need so fast
The solar and sun must all be undone
We must Brame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of braming us!