Watching the Super Bowl Halftime show with Madonna. She's got pom poms and now there's a marching band. OK... so it's a great performance but here's my Why Don't They? Why don't they dance like the players do? Seriously, the players are bad-ass mother fuckers. Why not mix about 20 dances together - everything from the Icky Shuffle to Ochocinco's Riverdance. People would love it.